LMFAO

Trying to act ‘sexy’ when eating

not2be-sammie:

Expectation:

Reality:

(Source: not2be-cumberbones)

kishawnn:

When someone asks me for a pencil and I say.

I get no messages, aren’t I popular?

Tumblr famous people get (200) messages and their all like:

I get (1) message and I’m all:

If I got (200) in my ask I’d be like:

And I’d be answering them like a boss:

But no, no one ever sends me anything.

(Source: classynot-trash-y)

when people respond sarcastically to me im like

(via tak3-m3-to-ut0pia)

Seeing a cute boy/girl on Tumblr

Seeing their picture and stalking their blog:

Seeing where they live:

Your reaction: 

(Source: sailor-sloane)

You know what I hate?

when you do something and your parental units go:
“Oh come on you’re too old to be acting this way.”

T_T are you serious?
-sigh-
you know what?